The Queendom of -Star Guardian Lux- is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.818 billion -Star Guardian Lux-ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 11.2%.

The -Star Guardian Lux-ian economy, worth 210 trillion riot points a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 55,132 riot points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, punitive tariffs protect local industry, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime is almost non-existent. -Star Guardian Lux-'s national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

-Star Guardian Lux- is ranked 146,291^st in the world and 1,093^rd in Ambition for Most Patriotic, with 9.63 flags saluted per person per day.